"Fantasy Females are Impossible to Satisfy" Photographer: Bob Carlos Clarke |
With a past full of lustful images, erotic stories, and wild
women, how can we possibly blame the mermaid for becoming a sex symbol? Even
Disney could not wipe the sexuality away from Ariel, how many times have you
heard a man confess to having a crush on her or spanking it to the Little
Mermaid movie when they were teens?
How the Internet sees The Little Mermaid! Yikes! For more "Kill your Childhood Heroes" Porn check out: Cartoon Valley |
Now if you follow Cosmopolitan.com you might have seen “Sex Position of the Day”. Even this mainstream magazine has jumped on the sexy mermaid bandwagon. This one is for you lovers out there, give “The Mermaid” a try tonight!
Cosmos says:
“Lie face up at the edge of a bed, desk, or counter top.
Place a pillow under your butt to get some elevation. Extend your legs straight
up, keeping them close together. You can put your hands under the pillow to
raise your pelvis even higher, use them to hold on to the counter or desk for
leverage, or keep them free. Your partner then enters you while standing up; if
the bed or desk is low, he can kneel on the floor. He can grip your feet for
leverage, which will give him the extra stability he needs to thrust more
deeply.”
The Mermaid |
Cosmo gives this position 4 out of 5 flames on the Carnal
Challenge rating system! Oh La La!
Well, these are fun ways to spice up your bedroom, but how
do mermaids have sex? If you have a Kindle you can find many erotic or paranormal
romance novels that involve the carnal acts of the mermaids. However I do not,
so I had to dig a little deeper, I combed the dark and treacherous back alleys
of google, stocking fetish forums, but never really getting involved. I searched file after file and gasped in
shock at some of the images and giggled with delight at others. Until I finally
found this…
How mermaids reproduce
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Mermaid Pin Up |
Females have human internal reproduction organs; however
the vagina is slightly shorter, and the common urogenital opening (the urethra merges with the vaginal canal near the opening) is at the front. The opening can stretch as much as a human vaginal opening; mermaid babies are born live (as opposed to hatched from eggs). A clitoris (which is the same color as the tail) is slightly below theurogenital opening, and an anus is above the urogenital opening. Mermaid vagina's are slightly smaller than human ones (since male mermaid penises are smaller, explained below), so they tend to be more sexually satisfying to human males.Males do have a penis, but it is almost as small as a
human female clitoris and is the same color as the tail; it is hardly visible (this is the only plausible explanation to why no one has ever seen a penis on any of the male mermaids). It is used for urination, as well as sexual intercourse. The testicles areinside the tail, as opposed to the pelvis, since they require a slightly lower temperature to function properly (the human and pelvis part is warm-blooded, but the tail is cold-blooded). The anus is above the penis.
(I have no idea
where this originally came from, I found it quoted on io9.com and his sources
were no good.)
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This description is
not very flattering to the mermen, but it is only one theory. Some theorize
that mermaids and merman can only have sex while on land; if they want to breed
they must mate with a human. The merfolk parent will stay on land until the
babe is born, then s/he will return to the ocean and the land parent will raise
the child for the first year. The land parent will imprint all the things a
human child would need to know, like walking and table manners. When the child
reaches its first birthday the merfolk parent returns to take the child to live
and learn with the rest merfolk. Some legends say Mermen as so ugly that the
mermaids have no choice but to find a human lover, while others say the Mermen
are so handsome that they go to land and seduce the land women. Don Severance author of “The Mermaid Story”
gives a plausible and erotic scenario between the mermaid Eyphany and her
human lover Thorrow. And apparently, Alida
Van Gores' “Mermaids Song” gives quite the description of how rough mermaid sex
can saying, even mentioning that it would be best to have sex with a mermaid in
a padded cave! (Guess what is going on my reading list!) The “Mermaids Song” is
also one who follows theory that mermaids have genitalia similar to dolphins.
Heather Christensen Playboy Model dons a Thom Shouse tail for the Wet n' Wild 2002 edition |
So we have had a
little fun and we have talked a little Sex Ed and biology, now let’s get right
to the KINK!
The kink in this
matter is called, Aquaphilia. A Latin word that literally translates to “water
lover” the term was first coined in the 1990’s by a man named Phil Bolton. Mr.
Bolton is also the man who created "Aquaphiles Journal" - an online
magazine for followers of the underwater erotica scene; unfortunately it seems
to no longer be around. Aquaphilia is a
term used to describe a form of sexual fetishism which involves images of people
swimming or posing underwater and sexual activity in or under water. Some subsets of this category are underwater
glamour, breath holding, underwater fashion (models posing underwater, often
while fully clothed), scuba fetishism, rubber (people in skin-tight rubber
wetsuits), simulated or fantasy drowning (often incorporating asphyxiation),
mermaids, and underwater sex.
The Lovely Trina Mason https://www.facebook.com/ILOVETRINAMASON |
After reading all
this I thought to myself, I guess I can relate to that but then I read an
interview with Trina Manson for the Huffington Post.
"Some people
get off on the breath holds, but for me aquaphilia is something
different," she told Broward Palm Beach New Times. "I just feel
comfortable being underwater and I sort of like the artistic view of it. I just
feel really comfortable underwater." Quoted from Huffington Post
Now, I can really
relate to Aquaphilia and I think most of us in the mermaid community can and do
relate to most aspects of Aquaphilia! So congrats and welcome to the wonderful
world of Kink!
To welcome you to
your new found kink, I offer this tasty morsel…
A Mermaid’s Breasts
Written by Lady Astrid on 07/11/2013
Have you ever
wondered what it would be like to fuck a mermaid?
Don't bother, it’s
just not that interesting. In fact, it’s kind of impossible. Let’s face it,
we’re shaped like fish down there; we are not designed for normal human sex.
Believe me, I wish it were different. You sailors and fishermen might fantasize
about capturing one of us in a net and having your way with us, but have you
ever truly thought about how it would work? Well, I have.
Because guess what:
we mermaids have fantasies too. We wish we could feel a throbbing dick inside
us (in case you are wondering, mermen are no help). We wish we could have
orgasms like land folk do, but alas, we are fish from the waist down.
But here is our
saving grace: we have great boobs! I know not very many of you have ever seen a
real mermaid, and the pictures you see of us don't do us justice. Yes, we are
all long haired and narrow waisted, our hips round and womanly above our tail.
Yes, we are all beautiful. But it is our breasts that make us truly special.
Our breasts are spectacular! You usually see us with our hair draped
appropriately, modestly, down in front. You don't see our fleshy globes with
hard nipples, plump and pink. Gravity holds no court here, so they never sag,
but float and bounce in the currents. And sensitive? Oh yes! Just the slightest
brush of seaweed can send ripples through my body.
My dream, my
fantasy, is to find a man, a real land walker, and meet up with him on the
shore some moonlit night. I would first use my hands and mouth on him, get him
slick and hard. I can almost taste him now: salty like the sea, with something
new, a muskiness known only to land dwellers. When he is good and hard, and begging
for release, I will take him between my breasts and let him slide back and
forth. I can imagine the pressure as I squeeze my nipples and press him tight
between, as the friction grows, we will both sigh with pleasure. And when he
cries out and sprays his seed onto my neck, I will massage it into my breasts,
enjoying the last few strokes.
But wait, he is not
done yet. In my fantasy, he slides down and begins to suck on my nipples, both
are puckered and slippery, his tongue swirls and his teeth nibble, biting
gently at first, then harder. His hands move down and caress my belly, and then
lower still, along my tail, as he fingers my scales, one by one. In my
imagination I can feel my body shudder, muscles and nerves that I didn’t know I
had are awakened. I feel warm for the first time as my whole body tenses. The
pleasure is almost unbearable, as wave after wave of spasms ripple through my
body, starting at the tip of my tail, which curls reflexively, and moves up
toward my belly. My scales shiver, my muscles contract, and then joyous
release, a tide going out all at once as an orgasm spreads across my entire
body. His mouth on my nipples, the flicking of my scales, and the gentle breeze
from the air I breathe so rarely creates the perfect storm, and it is then I
know true bliss.
It is then that I
know that someday, I will break the rules. I will go to shore and sing my song,
and a man will come to me and we will lie in the moonlit sand until dawn, and
only then will I return to the sea, my secret held tight to my breast. Source: http://peachesmag.com/a-mermaids-breasts/
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Now that I have
tempted your mind, you may want to check out two books: “Aqua Erotica” and
“Wet” both books are water proof and chalked full of erotic stories centered in
and around water.
Original painting by: Adrian Borda (I am a big fan of his work!) |
Shall we dive a
little deeper and see what else waits for us in the oceans of sex, love, and
fetish? The shy or faint of heart need not continue! As with any fetish, there
are sub categories, like BDSM, Bondage and even Cosplay.
Sunstone Graphic Novel |
Cosplayer (source unknown) |
Underwater Bondage
is beautiful and frightening. The levels of trust and security that are in
place are outstanding. I cannot begin to explain or imagine it. The photo and
quote are from a much longer article that was written by the submissive mermaid
in the photo.
Real-life mermaid fetish! Alix Fox is submissive,submerged and entirely dependent on others to stop her from drowningas she tries underwater bondage. |
“This
soak-on-a-rope stunt has been ‘bound’ to happen for almost two years, ever
since I had the genie-us idea of asking Esinem (who I’d met through his live
bondage performances on the fetish scene): if he could rub a magic lamp, what
knot-related dream would he beg the djinn to make a reality?
The keen diver’s
wish was to tie a girl up underwater. “First, I’d dress my subject in a mermaid
suit, so her legs were held tightly together within the tail of the costume,”
he explained. “Next, I’d weight her to the base of a tank of water, and bind
her so she couldn't move her limbs. Finally, I’d remove her air supply.
Paralysed and 100 per cent reliant on someone else to keep her alive, she’d be
the ultimate submissive participating in a pinnacle piece of bondage-themed
edge play.”
In a way, we all dabble in bondage. In a mermaid tail our
feet and legs are bound, we are helpless on land relying on others for help.
Maybe next time you don your tail you will want to take it to the bedroom! One
can find lots of fun bondage/restraint garments on Ebay!
Buy it Here! |
There is so much information out there;
I could keep on writing for days. So consider this blog your introduction to
the fetish world, do some research of our own and follow the links under the
pictures!
I leave you with this….we are on the
fringe of society, we swim a fine line between every day and erotic, we are creatures
of sensuality…so embrace it!
Love, Peace, & Mermaids,
Meridian
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As per usual, quite entertaining.
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love it.... hope this blogs goes from strength to strength... and finally opens peoples eyes that all mermaids don't have to be Ariel-esque....
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Nice whistle-stop tour of the subject, one which I have been writing fiction about for a good number of years now and in that time I think that I've approached it from every conceivable angle!
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DeleteI joined the Navy and having spent a lot of time at sea my opinion of mermaids was less than charitable. Functionally it was all an allegory for what dating was like back in those days. Beautiful women who lure me onto the rocks with thier song and eat my heart.
ReplyDeleteYet in my man-brain mermaids are HAWT so I had to keep tempting fate. Particularly since I love the damsel/dude-in-distress motif so it was easy for me to contextualize the BDSM fetish with the I-Love-You-But-Should-Be-Hating-You duality in a variety of scenarios. Pirate kidnaps mermaid. Mermaid dominates sailor. Fisherman bags mermaid. Mermaid captures deep sea diver. Nets, ropes, lines, and traps all come into play for these fantasies and someday when the mer of my dreams comes along some fun consensual playtime.
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I am sorry to have rambled! This was a wonderful entry into you blog and am delighted to be able to share my thoughts!
Thanks for your input, Buzz! Glad you could relate, its nice to see such a positive feedback on this blog. :)
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